I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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