Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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