Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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