Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You pole danced in your parka.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
