Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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