just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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