i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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