can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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