whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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