OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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