I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think i have herpe
just one?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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