YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I think people are normalizing furries
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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