I smell stomach acid.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
