when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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