Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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