Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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