just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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