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(480): View more from Arizona

Lets date for the summer

(815): View more from Illinois

what?

(480): View more from Arizona

Dont love me in September.

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(586): View more from Michigan

so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.

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(571): View more from Virginia

final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself

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(760): View more from California

Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?

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(513): View more from Ohio

The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch

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