Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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