The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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