Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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