She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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