Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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