glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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