He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
did i walk over a car last night?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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