I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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