: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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