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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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