Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize