I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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