Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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