A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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