are you still at the devil's house?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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