I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
