Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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