And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Sorry about my life...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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