I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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