Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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