I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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