me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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