I got chris browned last night
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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