Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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