Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Naked Twister starts at high noon
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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