considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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