He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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