I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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