sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
