so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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