did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
