At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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