You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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