literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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