Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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